luvyourselfsomeesteem:

aboutmaleprivilege:

So its the 21st in Australia

IF IT’S NOT THE 21ST IN AMERICA THEN IT AIN’T THE 21ST ANYWHERE.

this-is-nerdvana:

pokemonmasterkimba:

dorko-the-angelbird:

jet-set-phonograph:

bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

sherlockisthenight:

i’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg

imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night

your delivery has arrived

WYH IS THIS HAPPENDING

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Omfg I’m like cackling and dying!!!!

xcutewithoutthee:

calmasisonacoffeebreak:

strangeoneout:

funneestuff:

Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman

internet: 1

everyone else: 0

Spewed Dr. Pepper onto my screen and laughed so hard I snorted. Oh my God.

CASUALLY SCREAMS

I have no regrets 

OH MY GOD

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Anonymous: Your ex is in the hospital.

really now? what happened? and when is this ask from?

duck-life:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

deadwrad:

deadwrad:

nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus was not a velociraptor

i really do not understand the successful text post formula

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wtf is up with chile look at it

that’s no way to run a country

that’s not a country that’s a conga line