So its the 21st in Australia
IF IT’S NOT THE 21ST IN AMERICA THEN IT AIN’T THE 21ST ANYWHERE.
i’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg
imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night
your delivery has arrived
WYH IS THIS HAPPENDING
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Omfg I’m like cackling and dying!!!!
Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
everyone else: 0
Spewed Dr. Pepper onto my screen and laughed so hard I snorted. Oh my God.
I have no regrets
OH MY GOD
WHAT WHAT WHAT
really now? what happened? and when is this ask from?
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus was not a velociraptor
i really do not understand the successful text post formula
wtf is up with chile look at it
that’s no way to run a country
that’s not a country that’s a conga line